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I will add some jokes both from e-mail as well as other sources and will list source when possible.

"Tallis"
 
Menachem needs his tallis (prayer-shawl)
dry-cleaned. He sends it to the best dry
cleaner in town, Ho Chi Wung Cleaners.
They tell him to come back in a week.
When he comes back, they give him the
bill, which says $50.00.
 
"Fifty dollars?!", Menachem reads, astonished.
 
"No, no, no!" replies the dry-cleaner. "Fie
dorars to crean tallis, fory-fie dorars to take
out all knots!"
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Joke Compilation Rights 1999 - 2003

"Two Rabbis At The Final Vow Of Nuns"
 
At a Mass at which some young ladies were to
take their final vows to become nuns, the Bishop
presiding noticed two Rabbis enter the church
just before the service began.
 
They sat on the right side of the center aisle.
The Bishop wondered why they had come, but
he didn't have time to inquire before the Mass
began.
 
When it came time for the announcements, the
Bishop's curiosity got the better of him.  He
welcomed the two Rabbis and asked why they
had chosen to be present at this occasion where
the young ladies were to become the "Brides of
Christ."
 
The elder of the Rabbis slowly rose to his feet
and explained, "Family of the Groom."
 
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